I must have stumbled onto the wrong web site and posted a comment and left my email address because my inbox is filled with the most interesting and annoying subject lines these days.
I love it that I’ve not been on eHarmony for over a year and they still keep sending me mail saying that someone or another is interested. I also get newsletters from them still. The latest? “Dating: Why Age Is An Asset?” As if I really want to read the latest spin designed to make lonely old people like me feel like they really have a chance at this love thing so late in the game. Okay, wait. Maybe we do, but I’m not sure eHarmony’s the one to help me out with that. Especially since, when I was paying them to set me up on dates, they kept matching me with people in places I couldn’t get to for a mid-week barbecue, let alone for a month long holiday.
Match.com is the same. I took my profile down there and haven’t been active for nearly a year and I still get emails that say, “He’s interested in you!” or “Check your messages now before they are gone!” or “You’ve got mail!” Big fat hairy deal. The last few guys I met on there, while nice enough, turned out to be completely emotionally unavailable for one reason or another.
Those are the more normal subject lines in my emails. Those and the ones from the college universities trying to tempt me to accumulate big debt in return for a piece of paper that allows me to put some letters behind my name in my email signature. The bizarre ones are the ones that read like this:
Meet Wives For Affairs
Search for Cheating Wives
I am so not into that!
The ones that crack me up are the ones that want me to try Viagra. I am also, for obvious reasons, not into that.
I also have some fun stuff in my inbox too.
Creative Ways to Make Pretty Cutout Cookies
Now there’s a new item to burn and mutilate with my penchant for culinary flair.
Crowd Pleasing Favorites: Holiday Casseroles
Yes, this I must look into but, again, you’ll be reading about the latest disaster here I’m sure. I’ll try to remember to post pictures.
In all that stuff in my inbox today, I got this fun little thing from a new online acquaintance. I don’t usually do these and post them on my blog, but I actually love answering questions like this. The challenge is, of course, to answer them as truthfully as possible but as creatively as possible too. I am not sure I met the creativity requirement but I had fun.
1. Have you ever thought it would be fun to jump on a train (as is slows down) and ride wherever it goes?
Only if the ride includes hot showers, meals and a roundtrip ticket with plenty of spending money on the journey.
2. Where would you like to go if you could go anywhere?
It used to be Australia. I still want to go there, but that destination has been pushed down the list a bit. I still want to go to somewhere in the south Pacific and stay in one of those over-the-water bungalows for, at least, two weeks. I know that’s a honeymoon destination and since “honeymoon” isn’t happening to me anytime soon, if ever, then I’m probably just setting myself up for a whole host of feelings I don’t need to feel. Even so, I still want to go, and I want to spend the time snorkeling, sunbathing, swimming, drinking, writing, and taking pictures…not necessarily in that order.
3. Have you ever thought of being a gypsy?
No, this one didn’t make my top five career choices. Probably because gypsies (at least according to the folklore) have to be good at three things: dancing, singing and stealing. I can do none of these things well.
4. Can you smile in the direst of situations?
I can. I can even crack a joke in the direst of situations. That doesn’t always go over so well.
5. Do you like animals (of the 4 legged variety)?
Yes, yes I do. While I would be content to have no pets, I ended up with three. I have a dog which in spite of her lack of training is the best dog ever. I’ve tried to get rid of her. I can’t do it. I won’t do it. I need her to accompany me on my walks at night. I recently acquired two cool cats rather unexpectedly and I am finding that I love these felines. They are kittens and they are hysterical. And my poor dog, she’s so sweet. She is curious about them, but not adversarial. She doesn’t fuss when they camp on her doggie bed. The cats sleep around. Sometimes they’ll be in my bed, sometimes in one of the kids’ beds. Sometimes on the floor in front of the fire. I could write several posts just about the antics of these beloved animals of mine.
6. Do you like your job?
As opposed to what? Not liking it or being independently wealthy and never having to work a day in my life? I’ll let you figure out which one I’d really prefer. But yes, as a “job” (I don’t see it as that, though), it is one of the best possible for me. In fact, it was in my top five career choices. I do love it.
7. If you could do anything for a ‘job’, what would it be?
Well, if I had to do anything else, I’d pick J.K. Rowling’s or any published successful author’s lot in life. Crack out a few good books, get movie deals on the bunch and set myself and my kids up for life. Till that happens, I’m keeping my other job! 😀
8. What type of music do you listen to the most?
During school year, during the week, silence whenever possible because I have so much constant noise in my day. During the weekends, its a fairly eclectic mix of genres. Mostly adult alternative though, or instrumental jazz and classical.
9. What is your favorite color?
Mostly blue (but only sapphire or periwinkle or navy). I’m not a blue-green or turquoise kind of girl. I like reds in the wine, merlot, burgundy tones too.
10. Do you believe that things happen for a reason?
Yes. I’m not a big believer in “chance”. I do think that some things appear to be chance but upon further investigation or maybe after the fact, it becomes apparent that things worked together for a larger purpose.
11. When are you most productive (Morning, Day, Night)?
I’m least productive right after lunch and in the afternoons. I’m most productive in the mornings or from 8-10 at night.
12. What would you be doing if you had nothing else to do?
I never have nothing else to do and am incredibly good at amusing myself, keeping my mind occupied and myself busy, but if I were to ever get to this place, I’d probably work on some improvement around the house, write a story or read a book…not in that order, of course…or go soak in the hot tub for a few and contemplate the future of the universe.
13. Would you consider yourself a positive person?
Yes, I tend to be hopeful and not a complainer. I do have my down moments, but they never last long. I am definitely not a happy clappy good morning person though.
14. Have you ever been in a play or done any acting?
Yes, yes I have. I usually play the crazy lady, the shrew or some comedic role. This is something I’d like to pick back up when my children are older. Community theatre calls.
15. Are you in awe of the world around you?
I am. I just had a conversation with a friend today whose sister-in-law is battling leukemia. She was telling me of the bone marrow transplant her sister-in-law will need and of the struggles she’s encountered. It doesn’t take much to realize what amazing knowledge and technology we have at our disposal these days. It doesn’t take much to be inspired by the incredible spirit and determination of a mother fighting for her life and remaining positive through it all. It doesn’t take much to be incredibly grateful for your own good health and all the many other things you so often take for granted after hearing stories like this.
16. Do you like to go on road trips?
Oh yes! They are very fun! But I don’t like them when I haven’t enough money and the car breaks down in the middle of the Arizona desert. Yeah, it happened to me. It wasn’t fun. I had another occurrence where a moving van broke down on me in the middle of a California desert somewhere. That wasn’t fun either. But…read my bucket list. I someday want to rent an R.V. and travel the U.S. Serious road trip!
17, Would you consider yourself an outdoorsy person?
Only in the summer. In the winter…I am outdoorsy but only if I have enough of the right kind of clothes to keep me warm and a reliable 4×4!
18. How many siblings do you have?
This number is undetermined because the actual data on how many of said siblings are currently disowning me is uncertain. Just kidding. I have five. Three brothers, two sisters.
19. What is your favorite time of the year?
There are two favorite times of the year for me. The first is that last day of the school year when I lock my doors for the last time and head home for summer break. This is a wonderful time of year knowing that the next morning and the next and the next I am more in control of my time and schedule and can come and go as I please day after day after day. It is the most wonderful feeling.
The other time of the year is autumn, early to mid-October, before Halloween. This is the time of the year when the leaves are turning their brightest colors and the cold weather is threatening every morning and evening but is still a few weeks off. I love this time of year.
20. What time is it right now??
It is time for me to finish this post and head to bed. 10:14 p.m. I do still have to work tomorrow and my cough seems to be returning and the body aches as well. I need my rest. I can’t afford the luxury and certainly don’t want to be sick again right before or during the holidays.
I’ve told you what is in my inbox that I find annoying, irritating or interesting. I shared my response to a fun invitation to dialogue that ended up in my inbox. I haven’t shared what I’d really like to find in my inbox.
Here it is:
Because it is that time of year, and because temperatures in my area are creating no small amount of concern about freezing pipes and chilly atmospheres, I am thinking that what The Wild Mind needs is a nice, solid, long burning Yule Log for her fireplace.
What’s in your inbox these days? What(Who) do you wish you’d find there?
6 thoughts on “Email? Viagra? Spam? Or What’s In Your Inbox These Days?”
I would love to find an offer to the job I just interviewed for (although if they offered me the job, it would be a call. What I would find in my e-mail is a “we regret to inform you” 😦
As to who I would like to find in my mailbox? I guess It is time to give up on that and move on 😦
Mailboxes can be full of emptiness at times.
I would love to hear that you got the job. I am hoping you get no such regretful emails!
And, agreed about the empty mailboxes too.
Oh my! I got that age being an asset. I laughed so hard as I read it and then this writing by you. I also get matches from Match.com, Cupid.com and Yahoo! personals. The funny thing is the Cupid and Yahoo! ones are the same ones I was getting 12-18 months ago. Don’t ya think we would have gotten together by now if we were truly a match?
I hope you don’t mind. I think I may answer your questions on my blog.
But anyway, I don’t find things in my multiple inboxes that I need at the moment. If I could find one thing, it would be an email from a good friend with good news in it.
Nicki! I would love for you to answer the questions on your blog. I want to read the answers!
You actually read the article from eHarmony? I saved it thinking it would be blogworthy someday, but I haven’t made time to read it quite yet. Was it depressing? Ugh. I hate how unfair life is. Youth is really wasted on the young! 😀
This made me laugh! Ditto, and ditto, and ditto – though the cookies look great! (As for 4 legged creatures, want my mouse? He’s clearly got a VERY high IQ, and we’re engaged in a growing battle of wills. I’m sure he needs a good home. But not mine.
Yep, the cookies do look great…clearly…I did not bake them! LOL.
No! I do not want your mouse! Thus, the two cool cats I have. They’ve made themselves worth everything with the way rodentia is scarce around my place!