The Wild Mind has been busy the last four days working on getting ready for summer. This readiness involves dealing with the contraption you see here. No, it is not the latest model sex toy (wait, maybe it could be with just a little improvisation).This is a pool filter. It connects to the pool by various hoses similar to the one you see in the picture. There is a hose for outgoing water and a hose that takes in water from the pool to be filtered. My contraption is old. The hoses have not been replaced since I purchased the thing. The contraption and it’s hoses get a great deal of use too, so it is critical that everything is in proper working order. This morning (at times I can be a morning person) when I hooked up the contraption to the pool the hose that connects the skimmer to the pool kept breaking off. In fact, it broke off so many times that by the time I actually started the pump up, it burst again, dousing me. It was now too short to do it’s job properly. There is also another hose on this contraption (wouldn’t you like to have two hoses for just such an emergency?). This second hose connects the pool to the filter (that big bulbous part of the contraption) . This hose was far longer and more flexible than the hose that was splitting and breaking off. I switched the hoses, the pump works beautifully, however that old hose is still an old hose and will within a very short time begin cracking and breaking off from the pool again. This old hose segment needs to be replaced soon.
Six lessons learned for The Wild Mind: (no, I did not say “Sex Lessons Learned by The Wild Mind! Sheesh!)
1. Old hoses will eventually need to be replaced when they are unable to perform the task they were designed for.
2. Old hoses that remain long and flexible are far more useful for a far longer period of time.
3. Old hoses that break off and become too short are worthless.
4. Hoses that spray stuff everywhere except the appropriate destination are annoying!
5. Maybe there are times when having a spare hose around is a good thing?
6. The Wild Mind really, seriously needs a new hose! (Wait, I think anyone who’s been reading this blog for any length of time has already figured that out!)
Now where to find a decent, lengthy, flexible hose that will go the distance even after a tremendous amount of use? Hmmmm.