The answer is, of course, “Fire Truck”!
Remember back a few posts when we were talking about tools, boxes and “a man and his tools”? I’ve come across a new kind of tool box. This one is the tool box of all tool boxes and it is so portable! Look! Here it is:
The trusty fire truck! Now, you might not be aware of this, unless you are a firefighter, but a fire truck is really just a big tool box on wheels.
Visual Dictionary Online explains a fire truck as a motor vehicle “designed to transport fire-fighting personnel and materials and to supply water to the fire hose nozzles”. Hmmmm, sounds interesting to me.
The fire truck then is a tool box filled with hoses and the personnel to operate the hoses (aka, hosers).
However, while every one states that the fire truck is specifically designed to put out fires, I certainly believe that if given half a chance the fire truck could also be useful in starting a certain number of fires as well.
Let’s take a closer look.
I mean, this is just too good to be true! What other tool box do you know of that comes with its own “pumper”? There are even “grab handles”, and a “deluge gun”. Seriously, depending upon how big the deluge and where the grab handles are, things could get really exciting! Seriously? Flames are burning hotter with thoughts of all the uses for such a fantastic tool box on wheels.
Don’t stop there did you notice all the bonus toys? There is a control panel, not one, but two “hydrant intakes”, and a “rear step” as well as the regular “storage compartment”. And, of course, dont’ forget what the fire truck is most popular for…
The hoses! Think of all the fun that could be had, girls, if you had your own fire truck stocked with these hoses!
Ahhhh, but the fun doesn’t stop there. The fire truck is the only tool box I know that comes fully equipped with live beings to man the hoses! And, yes, most of of them are just down right amazing to look at let alone to observe in action when they arrive on the scene to put out your personal fire. And, ladies, have you noticed how they usually work in pairs????
Seriously? I think the fire truck is the ideal tool box for any hot flash, personal raging fire you might encounter.
Disclaimer: Absolutely no disrespect is meant to any one who is a firefighter or works in such a valuable capacity. I think our firefight fighter and law enforcement officials are very valuable. I do not intend to in any way denigrate what you to do keep us safe and alive. This was all just good natured tawdry fun with no malicious intent whatsoever.