True IM conversation (I hate that new yahoo thing that shows me available even though I set unavailable as my preference):
Him: Most men find it impossible to be monogamous. They just don’t tell you that.
Me: I don’t believe it.
Who’s right? Have I been completely mislead all my life?
Please, let me know now, because if I’m going to go riding off with Prince Charming only to find out he wants to screw all the ugly stepsisters and other hot princesses in the surrounding kingdoms in spite of the fact that I work out and keep my girly figure, wax like crazy, feed him sammiches (even though I hate making them) and am willing and eager to provide sex no less often than every 72 hours (and that would be in a bad, hectic, stress-filled week), I’m so making other plans for the rest of my life!