Okay, anyone out there reading this with any regularity knows how I’ve complained and cried about not being able to do my own fixer repairs around here. It’s true. I’m a home improvement disaster. Actually, I am not a disaster, since I never attempt anything. More precisely, I’m a home improvement wimp.
I don’t just screw things up…I can’t get far enough to do that. I just sit and look at them…and think about what I want to do that I don’t know how to do. And I moan about how I’d really like to fix this or that but I haven’t a clue. Oh sure, I look at books, I get ideas, I read stuff. None of that stuff shows you how to rip the freaking light fixture off the ceiling and put the wires together and put the whole mess back up in the ceiling so it looks good, works and doesn’t come crashing down on you when you walk past.
Ha! All that changed this week…today actually. I actually went to Lowe’s yesterday and got some epoxy and sealed the leak in the hot tub. I should be able to begin refilling it tomorrow after I pick out a few of the leaves that found their way in. If all goes well, I should have a warm, non-leaking tub by Christmas.
I have even better news than that!!!! All my home improvement men friends out there and women friends will be glad to know that today, I successfully changed my first light fixture. Well, I didn’t really do it all alone, but I was able to woo a tall, dark and handsome man friend into explaining and showing me how to do the project. Okay, so I didn’t really woo him. And…well, he was willing and able to show me how to do the the thing and let me get some hands on with it. I mean, seriously, most guys just want to be saviors. Don’t get me wrong. That’s an incredibly attractive quality and if I was married to one of those types I’d be, like, soooo grateful and I’d be sure to show it profusely. The reality is that I am not married to one of those savior types, they are all married to my good friends who justly deserve these great men. But, these great men are all busy doing their own work on their own homes being provider, protector and basic sexy, handsome, strong man to their wives, and they can’t just be dropping by to fix my light fixtures for me or set up the mold for my concrete or whatever. And that is all as it should be.
So, what changed?
Whew! I met someone who actually can teach me how to do this stuff without expecting me to sleep with him. We actually met online…and after two dates the feeling was pretty mutual that there just wasn’t the connect we were both looking for. However, cool guy that he is, he told me up front that he didn’t think things were probably going to get romantic where he was concerned (I breathed a big sigh of relief on that one) and he mentioned that he would really be interested in being friends. Now, folks, women have a different opinion of what it means to be friends than men do. Women can sustain opposite sex friendships more easily than men can I think. So, when a man says he’s interested in developing a platonic friendship, I’m okay with that. It’s not a friends with benefits deal here and I make that clear. It was clear in this case.
He offered to show me how to change out the light fixture. We changed the failing light fixture in the kitchen and I am so embarrassed that I’ve sat and stared at all the ugly light fixtures in my home thinking that changing them on my own is beyond me. I am seriously blushing at how easy the whole project was. The worst part was not the wiring, it was the screws to attach the fixture to the bracket. That was a bit tricky. Once that was figured out, it was all a snap. Nice thing about this guy, he was really a teacher too. He told me things along the way that I might need to look for in other situations. Like, he told me to turn on the switch before we screwed the light in completely to make sure it worked. Little stuff like that really helps.
Anyway, I’m no longer a light fixture virgin. I’m so excited. I feel like a real woman now! LOL! I can’t believe it. I just want to run up to Lowe’s and replace every light fixture in the house! I’ve been empowered and I love it!!!!
Okay, enough of the silly stuff. I am going to replace at least two other light fixtures this break just to make sure I have my skills down. Then I’ll move on to the ceiling fan in the dining area.
You wait. I’m going to write that book on home repair for single moms. Hey, it’ll go over just as well as my “How To Screw Up A Really Good Meal” reality t.v. show.
Men, please, teach your daughters this stuff. They are going to need it!